Million Dollar Pussy.

papadaftpunk:

american sex education be like

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unregardless:

the story needed to be told in full

unregardless:

the story needed to be told in full

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me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
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me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]
acidics:

I’m bringing this back

acidics:

I’m bringing this back

buckoftheirish:

tumbledore-:

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

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he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

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did you read the post

berrystumpytail:

mooseandtrickster:

berrystumpytail:

When a supernatural blog puts a gif on one of your posts

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howtobeafuckinglady:

baddiebey:

Who is Mary J Blige’s choreographer

god

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wifipasswords:

teacher: cite your sources in this essay

me:

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partner: you be the teacher ill be the student ;)
me: okay
me: write an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. i want it on my desk by monday
partner: oh no but... thats such a hard essay... is there anything i can do for extra credit? ;)
me: no
partner: but professor.... surely then i could... persuade you to extend the deadline...? ;)
me: no
partner: so... what do you want, professor?? ;)))
me: an essay on whether theatre architecture of a particular period always reflects that period's culture. on my desk. by monday

babybowsers:

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

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astreana:

geewizsc:

#rp #IOS8 it just got real #lmao #turndownforwhat

this new technology is just helping people get wilder and wilder

astreana:

geewizsc:

#rp #IOS8 it just got real #lmao #turndownforwhat

this new technology is just helping people get wilder and wilder